Look, I know – the past few entries in this still-nascent column have taken a pretty hefty detour from what we initially set out to do, which is talk about death metal albums that most people probably aren't familiar with. Honestly, you can probably expect way more detours like that in the future because we're only just beginning to scratch the surface of all the bizarre, esoteric, decidedly-not-death-metal albums that I'm going to be subjecting you to, but for now you can relax. Seriously, unclench your jaws, loosen those shoulders, and drag those in-progress death threats into the recycle bin.